Assumed Win: His ego leads him to believe he will always win anything.Anti-Hero: Stan is the Pragmatic Hero at his best, and the Unscrupulous Hero at his worst.He has good butt insurance from Darkstar. Amusing Injuries: He suffers these and more often than not they're anus related.He also got very turned on when Francine gained some muscles in "One-Woman Swole". Amazon Chaser: Stan thinks it's hot when Francine discusses how she wants to kill someone and got an erection when Scarlett held him at gunpoint.Stan: There's something you should know about me by now, Roger.
Stan: Lying is wrong! I'd know that if only I'd paid attention to anything that's ever happened to me before!
It's even been lampshaded on more than one occasion that Stan is completely incapable of learning from his mistakes Stan himself even acknowledges it (multiple times, no less): Aesop Amnesia: A significant portion of the episodes' plots wouldn't be possible if Stan actually bothered to remember the dozens of times he learned that lying is wrong, to accept other groups such as gays and foreigners, to never listen to Roger's "advice", and to accept Steve and Hayley the way they are.Action Dad: He is in the CIA as a field agent after all.Acrofatic: Stan's got a rather large gut (although, he alternates between this and a hunky physique, depending on the episode), but doesn't stop him from doing handsprings and being a proficient CIA agent (though he sucks at free-running).The reaction is Steve jumping out of his window and twisting his arm. He once even wakes Steve up by scaring him in his dreams. His idea of shooting down Hayley's or Steve's beliefs is to fart on them (as shown in the first episode, as well as "The Missing Kink"), and giving Steve a charlie-horse for no reason (as seen in "Vacation Goo").On the ride home, Stan happily gloats about how good it feels to win while his family looks on with trauma. In "Failure is not a Factory-Installed Option", he concocts a perfect plan of revenge that includes having his family go broke, Steve losing a chance at sex because the repo men took the cars back, and Hayley selling her body so they can survive.It is even revealed once that Stan is threatened that Steve may one day become the man of the house, but is calmed down when he remembers that the true man engages in intercourse, and Steve is a hopeless virgin. He's usually either neglectful of Steve or obsessive over any coming-of-age obstacle in his way, like getting his first kiss, learning about sex, or going to a school dance. He constantly tries to raise Steve to be just like him, and despises the fact that his daughter is a liberal while his son is a geek instead of a jock or even a fairly normal kid.On top of which, he literally made her middle name Dreamsmasher. Stan openly admits to disagreeing with everything Hayley stands for even when he understands when they are right.
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